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A7X Bible!

M.Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Rev is pain.

Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.

Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does M.Shadows.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M.Shadows has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.

Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afriad of the dark, but the dark is afriad of Zacky Vengeance.

Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.

How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? none. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.

Zacky doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.

M.Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

The Rev crassed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

M.Shadows can speak Braille.

Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Johnny Christ.

M.Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.

If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.

Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.

The Rev brushes with Plutonium.

Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads : Darks, Whites, and Bloodstains.

M.Shadows made Satan cry.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into google and hit "i'm feeling lucky!".

Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.

When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how mant seconds you have left to live.

M.Shadows dosn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "NOW".

In the begining, Johnny Christ told god to make him something to play with and gave him a seven day deadline.

Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.

M.Shadows does not leave messages. M.Shadows leaves warnings.

The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.

The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.

The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.

M.Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.

Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.

The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.

Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of kool aid with the other.

M.Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.

Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.

M.Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

The Rev didn't vote for Pedro. He doported him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M.Shadows.

When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster Gates said, "say please."

Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.

Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire

[4]This Feeling, It Isn't Magic[4] (2/3)

~3 Weeks After Hogsmeade~

~Gryffindor Common Room~

*ABIGAILS P.O.V*

Me and Luca were sitting at a table finishing off the Divination homework Prof. Trelawny had set us. It was really doing my head in. "This is really annoying, can't believe she's making us do this", "Tell me about it, why this bloody shit?". Lu looked at me and shrugged. "Fancy going for a walk?", "Yeah". We put our pens down, stood up and walked out of the common room. The moonlight shone through the windows of the school. It looked beautiful, giving the school the sence of clamness and peace it doesn't have. The laughter of Peeves rang through the corridors, bouncing off the walls. "That is one creepy laugh that poltegeist has", "You're telling me, something or someone needs to sort him out". We strolled a bit further down the corridor that had a bit more peace to it. We passed the boys toilets. Looking in, we saw two figures standing by the sinks. Looking a bit closer at them, we saw that it was Hannah and Malfoy. We looked at each other and moved on quietly, trying our best not to disturb them. We walked down the corridor a bit more before we decided to turn around and head back to the common room. We reached the portrait of the 'Fat Lady'. "Password?", "Caput Draconis". The 'Fat Lady' smiled and opened, allowing us to enter. "Why on earth have they changed the password?", "I don't know, I suppose they are trying to make it easier for people to remember", "True, the first years are always forgetting it this year", "Bunch of forgetfuls". We both started to laugh hard.

*END P.O.V*

*HARYY'S P.O.V*

Me and Ron sat on the table doing potions homework for Professor Snape. I saw Luca and Abi stand up and walk out of the common room. "Wonder where thwy are going?", "Who?", "Luca and Abi", "Probibaly for a walk", "Yeah, might be". We went back to our work. 'Trust Snape to be both our Potions and Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher'. Honestly, I hate him so much. ABout 20 mins later, both girls came back into the room. "Hey, Ron, do you have a date for the Yule Ball?", "Nah, have you?", "Nope. How about asking Luca and Abi?", "Yeah, why not". We both put our pens down, stood up and walked over to where the girl were. "Hey Abi, I was wondering, can I have a word with you?", "Yeah, sure thing". Both me and Abi took a walk. "So, Harry, what it is you need to talk about?". My heart felt like it was fluttering. We stopped beside a window and. "Well, the ball is coming up and I was wondering if... if...", "It what?", "Ifyouwouldliketogototheballwithme?", "What?", "I was wondering if you would like to go to the ball with me?". Abi looked at me for a moment. My heart stopped for a moment too. "Well Harry, I... I...", she stuttered for a moment. 'Oh great, she's gonna say she has a date already'. I looked at her again. "Harry, I would love it it I went to the ball with you", "I understand Ab... wait, did I hear right?, you will go to the ball with me?!", "Yeah I did say that hun". I smiled and hugged her. 'Wow, I'm on top of the world'. As I hugged her more, her sent rose to me nose. 'Mmmh, Spearmint. That smells good'. As I pulled my arms from around her, our faces inched closer together. Before I knew it, our lips touched. 'Wow, this is just like magic'.

*END P.O.V*

*ABIGAIL'S P.O.V*

'Oh my god'. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. Everthing in the outside world had just stopped and all that mattered was me and Harry. I couldn't get over it at alll. A few moments later, we pulled apart. I got some breath back and smiled a bit, a small blush appeared on my cheeks. Harry just smiled at me, causing t blush to grow more and more. He just laughed a bit. "Aww, isn't that cute?". I giggled a bit more. "Let's get going back to the common room babe". I nodded my head. Harry got a hold of my hand and we both walked back towards the Gryffindor common room.

*END P.O.V*

The Hair Dye-ry

Ok, the title is a play on words but it is fun =D.

Ok, none of you know that I was going to get my hair dyed. Well I have =D.

I love it its really awesome, thanks to my firend Emma =).

Well here are some pics of before, during and after =).

(before getting it dyed - looks weird now XD)

(during the dying, letting it take to my hair, got it all over lol XD)

(just after getting it done).

Well there are the pic. haha, god i look weird with blonde hair XD.

Here are some more pics now =D

(me with some of the girls =) ((L-R - Jen, Emma [she done my hair], me and Ellie =D)))

(pout-pout - i was ill DX)

(princess)

(sparkle-sparkle ;D looks more purple =))

I Need To Have A Good Rant

Right, ok, this is the first time I have done anything like this in ages.

I really need to get 2 things off my chest other wise I'm gonna explode.

Firstly, some lads are asses and some lasses are complete bitches. It's always "you're not perfect, you're not pretty so you can't be in our little group", or, "you're not pretty, you're not perfect, you're not what I'm looking for in a girl".

FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE ME A BREAK GOD!.... I'M NOT A FUCKING DOLL THAT YOU CAN DRESS UP AND PUT MAKE-UP ON TO MAKE ME LOOK REALLY PRETTY AND GOOD. I'M JUST ME, SO STOP PUTTING ME DOWN AND STOP TELLING ME TO CHANGE.

Another thing is parents, everytime I do something they do like, they are on my caes, it's really starting to annoy the living shit out of me. If I don't do it their way, theres a mayjorargument about it.

MY HOUSE IS A BATTLE GROUND MOW... FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS.... NOTHING BUT ARGUMENTS AND FIGHTS. GOD WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THEM HAPPY ENOUGH FOR THERE NOT BE ANY ARGUMENTS OR FIGHTS?

I may do another one, but right now that's all I needed to say =)

OMG OMG OMG!!! (CARO!, YOU NEED TO KNO THIS!)

OMG! OMG! OMG!

THIS IS UNREAL...

HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING AND EVERYTHING.

I CANT BELIEVE IT.

CARO! MY SIS... IM SOOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW,

YOU KNOW HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL.

MORE THEN ANYONE!.

ahhh! this was on monday... and....

he was talking to me on tuesday and wedensday =D.

telling me how much of a good girl drummer i am and how much of a good singer i am.

he loved being in our little band for the induction gig.

GEEE!!! IM SOOO HAPPY...

MWHAHA!

Caro!... Sis... You Know How Happy I Am Now =D

11 Layers, Sure, Here We Go

Layer One: On the Outside
Name: Beth.
Birthday: November 27th, 1992.
Current Location: Shiney Row College.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (for now - will be going purple).
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius.

Layer Two: On the Outside
Your Heritage: Well... I'm irish, american, english, all sorts really.
Your Fears: I Dont want to say.
Your Weakness: A Certain boy.
Goal: To be the person i want to be.

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: I want to go back to bed.
Your bedtime: when ever i want it to be.
Your most missed memory: A7X concert from jan of 2008.

Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.
Single or Group dates: Both.
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: None.

Layer Five: Do You?
Smoke: No.
Have a crush: Yeah.
Think you've been in love: Yeah..
Want to get married: Hell yeah
Believe in yourself: Kind of
Think you're a health freak: Nope.

Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: Nope.
Gone to the mall: Yeah, about a 1,000,000 times already XD.
Eaten Sushi: Nope.
Gone skating: Nope.
Dyed your hair: Not yet, will be soon though.

Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
Played a stripping game: Nope.
Gotten beaten up: Nope.
Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, I have just been plain old me, even though i look weird.

Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age your hoping to be married: dunno, whenever i feel is right

Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color: Blue eyes.
Best Hair Color: I love guys with black hair and/or multi-colored hair.
Short or Long Hair: It doesn't matter, as long as I can play with his hair, I'm fine.

Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 MINUTE AGO: This!
1 HOUR AGO: In a lecture.
1 DAY AGO: College.
1 YEAR AGO: School.

Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I LOVE: Avenged Sevenfold.
I FEEL: Tiredi.
I HATE:Fakers and wanna-bes.
I HIDE: Most of my emotions nad things.
I MISS: The way things used to be.
I NEED: To see my bestie =(.

ANYONE CAN POST THIS WITH THEIR OWN ANSWERS =D

Questions That Need To Be Answered :D â™¥

Stole from Amy.

Answer them, please?

♥♥♥

1. Why did you first add me as a friend?
2. What were your first thoughts about me?
3. What do you think now?
4. What is your favorite picture I've taken or blog I've written?
5. How would you describe me or what I post?
6. What reminds you of me?
7. If we were able to magically teleport to magical places together, what do you think would be awesome to do?
8. Maybe we could attempt to make an ice sculpture, what do you think we should make?
9. Do you believe in magic?
10. Are you happy we're friends?

ATTENTION!!... ADD!!!

Hey guys.... I have a realy huge favour to ask of yous =).

My mate hollie (hols as she is better known as) is new to buzznet and so she is after new mates.

PLEASE ADD HER!!!

www.hols09.buzznet.com

thanks peeps.

xxxBethxxx

(heres a cutie pic ;D)

LOVE YOU BABE!!!!

My Hottest Buzznet Friends

Here Are The People (well some of the them) Who Made It Into My Top Hottest Friends On Here.... Well T.B.H If I Put All Of Them The Journal Would Go On For Ages......

WELL HERE ARE THE LUCKY ONES!!!!

Amy (my lovely wifey-to-be)

Bex (my jussi 69 buddie)

Bri (my bed owner ;D)

Candy (my fierce bitch)

Caro (my sweet muffin nutty peanut pretty lil sis)

Casper (my rockstar)

Cat (cuteness)

Chaz (i like... totally own this picture of this bitch)

Corey (my lovely husband)

Craig (has the hottest eyes)

Desriee (my hawt shexci tokio hotel lover)

Ella (the totally awesome girl)

Kaiden (lovely guy and awesome hair)

Kathy (my mummy!)

Laura (my a7x buddie)

Laura (a7x gal)

Lizz (my f.o.e sis)

Naddie! (my totally bestie mate)

Sarah (my big gorgeous and beatuiful sis)

Shanna (my kick ass bestie)

Selina (my pervy shexci buzz bitch)

Simon (my lil sis and my 1st groupie)

Ste (rawr!)

Zakky (hotness!!!)

Zoeyy (shes gorgeous)

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these are the people who have made it into my list....

now im tagging....

WHOEVER WANTS TO DO IT!!!!!

[4]This Feeling, It Isn't Magic[4] (1/3)

~3 Weeks After Hogsmeade~

~Slytherin Common Room~

*DRACO'S P.O.V*

I was sat on the sofa beside Pansy. Hannah was sitting on the one opposite. "So Hannah, you got a date for the ball yet?" I heard Pansy as her. "Not, how about you?", "Yeah", "Who?", "Draco". i felt my insides churn, sure, Pansy's a great mate but I would give anything to take Hannah to the ball. I looked up and saw Eddie standing behind her, I glared at him and he glared back. 'God, what an ass'. I saw him drop a piece of paper into Hannah's lap. She put her books down, opened the piece of paper, read it and looked at Eddie. He coxed his head and walked to the corner. She got up and followed him. They stood and talked for about 5 minutes before Hannah put her hand to her mouth and nodded. 'What was all that about?'. She kissed Eddie's cheek and then walked back to the couch. "What was that about?", "Well Pansy, I now have a date for the ball". A sinking feeling emerged in the pit of my stomach. I put my books down, stood up and walked out of the common room.

*END P.O.V*

*HANNAH'S P.O.V*

I saw Draco stand up and walk out. 'What the hell is wrong with him?'. I stood back up and went out too. Searching the corridors and classrooms, I couldn't find him anywhere; even outside. I sighed in defeat. It was a nice night out, so I decided to take the long way back to the common room. I had never realised how beautiful Hogwarts loked at night. I passed the boys toilets and saw a figuer. I knew I shouldn't go in there, but I had to see who it was. As I moved closer to the figure, I saw it was Draco. I reached his side. "Why did you walk out like that Draco?", "I just did ok?". I placed my hand on top of his. "You can tell me why you know". He looked at me and I smiled at him. I turned to walk away but he grabbed my hand to stop me. I looked at him. He seemed nervous about something. "What is it?". Draco seemed like he wanted to say something but he couldn't. I stood there looking at him for about 5 minuts more before I took my hand from his and walked off. I got to the thrid corridor, before the dungon steps, when Draco stopped beside me. "Right, this is what I want to tell you Hannah...". He paused for a moment. "... I really like you and I'm pissed off because Eddie's taking you to the ball and not me". I looked at him utterly gob smackede. "What?, Really?", "Oh yeah, really". I really couldn't believe it. I hugged him and whispered in his ear "I like you too". I felt his grip tighten a bit with one arm and another leave it, it then moved to bring my facev to his.

*END P.O.V*

*DRACO'S P.O.V*

"I was wondering when you were going to say that". Hannah smiled and blushed slightly. She looked about us, "Missletoe". I looked up as well, "It's definatly coming up to christmas". We both looked down at each other. "Merry christmas Draco", "Merry Christmas Hannah". I felt nothing more until a few moments later. This was heaven. She put her hand on my cheek. 'Oh, I wish this could last forever. This is so perfect'. I'd never had a kiss like this before. I was blown away. We pulled apart. "Wow". She blushed and giggled. "You coming to the common room?". I looked at her, "Yeah, lets go babe". I took my arms from around her waist and we both walked down the steps to the common room.

*END P.O.V*